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SURVIVOR – MENOPAUSE

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Some days, it can feel like living in a bizarre reality show as we slog through menopause. Can’t you just hear the little announcer in your head with the commercial:

Announcing a new season of SURVIVOR – MENOPAUSE, the reality TV show where contestants (all female) are forced to participate.

This is the most difficult and harrowing SURVIVOR to date. New challenges await participants around the corner of every new day. Flaming ‘flashes’ of heat, palpitations, drenched sheets (and not with passion), lost libido, dry everything, palpitating hearts, emotional tilt-a-whirls, bone-crushing fatigue, and a host of other horrific hurdles have become part of midlife womens’ daily life.

The only way to keep from flipping out during a stay on this midlife island is to LAUGH and commiserate with our ‘team’ of sister goddesses. (Because the kicker is – you can’t be voted off the show.)

So be a winner! Make alliances. The only way to really win is together. Start your own Menopause Goddess  group now! (For help with this, check out previous posts that tell you just how to do that “Creating A Menopause Goddess Group, Part I” and “Creating A Menopause Goddess Group, Part II”.

SURVIVOR – MENOPAUSE – coming soon to every woman eventually. Stay tuned.

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