How Many Menopausal Women Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

One of our favorite pre-menopausal goddesses, Saskia, shares this bit of wit from cyberspace. And younger women can substitute "PMS" for Menopause, because it is still relevant.
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light

Woman’s Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this
House knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn’t be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they’ve been in the SAME CABINET for the past 27 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR DOES THE LAUNDRY!! IT’S A WONDER WE HAVEN’T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OFDIRTY CLOTHESTHAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES THE TOILET PAPER ROLL!!

I’m sorry. What was the question?

Humor just may get us through this – that and girlfriends who understand.

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3 Responses to How Many Menopausal Women Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

  1. Rae Young September 23, 2009 at 7:43 am #

    I just got back from a week long trip, before I left, my husband and I went on a small trip to Oahu and I left him there to board my plane for my week long trip. You guessed right, I get home and the bags that he brought home is still sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room,WAITING FOR MEEEEEE!!!!!!!

  2. Anita September 23, 2009 at 7:43 am #

    Very funny….humor gets me through the day as I deal with my menopausal symptoms and hear about all the menopausal symptoms of my clients.


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